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November 30, 2006
SOMETIMES THE COMEDY WRITES ITSELF.
New Study Proves 'Mentally Ill Voters' Love Bush - Wonkette
Thanks to BPete for the find.
SURE, THAT MAKES SENSE - I MEAN, NOTHING SAYS "GOOD CORPORATE CITIZEN" LIKE FORCING THE GOVERNMENT TO PICK UP YOUR EMPLOYEE'S HEATHCARE COSTS.
OOPS. TWO BANKS USE THE SAME STOCK IMAGE IN THEIR MARKETING.
AS I ALWAYS SAY, 'THIS MUST BE WHAT ROME FELT LIKE, RIGHT BEFORE THE FALL."
HARD TO BELIEVE THIS IS THE SECOND APPEARANCE OF THIS SONG ON THIS BLOG.
But, too good to resist.
YEP, STILL HARD TO COMPETE WITH FREE.
"The service, which started about four years ago, failed to gain much traction with users, especially when compared to a rival service offered by Yahoo, which is free."
Google Is Shutting Down Answer Service - New York Times
HOW ARE THE CONSERVATIVES GOING TO COUNTER OBAMA?
By using his middle name every time they get the chance. God, I wish I were kidding.
PLENTY OF SAUSAGE TO GO AROUND OVER AT HORMEL.
November 29, 2006
OK - I KNOW ARKANSAS - PINEBLUFF ISN'T EXACTLY A NATIONAL POWER...
AMAZING HOW THE TUNE CHANGES ONCE YOU'VE SPEND A LITTLE "MEETING" WITH THE PEOPLE WHO PAY YOUR SALARY.
IF YOU NEED ANY OF US, WE'LL BE IN THE LIBRARY.
"TOO ILL TO ATTEND MY OWN BIRTHDAY" SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THOSE PRE-PERESTROIKA VEILED SUGGESTIONS.
I TAKE GREAT PRIDE IN THE FACT THAT, NOT ONLY IS THIS ONE OF OUR CITY'S MOST BEAUTIFUL BUILDINGS, THAT THIS IS GOING ON AS WELL. HUZZAH SEATTLE!
I know a lot of cities would be talking about "how to get the homeless out of the library" -- I'm proud to be living somewhere where things are just a bit different.
Happy holidays, all.
November 28, 2006
HARRY SHEARER GIVES CHENEY THE OLD WHATFOR.
And I for one couldn't agree more.
The Blog | Harry Shearer: "Before We Lose A City" | The Huffington Post
FOR ANYONE LOOKING TO BUY ME AN XMAS GIFT,
...consider this my DVD Wishlist.
10 films the US Government would rather you not see. | The Skeleton Project
MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
Musicovery : interactive webRadio
Thanks be to him.
HOW MUCH MORE DISTURBING COULD THIS BE? NONE - NONE MORE DISTURBING.
CINGULAR HELPS PARENTS GET A LITTLE LESS PWN3D.
JIM DOBSON WANTS TO GET THE GAY OUT OF YOU - BUT NOT IF IT TAKES "4 OR 5 YEARS."
I left the obvious joke out about how "3 or 4 men will oversee the discipline of Ted Haggard."
Welcome to the "clinically true, but controversial" world of an absolute homophobic bigot.
THERE WE GO WINNING HEARTS AND MINDS AGAIN.
HOW BAD ARE THINGS IN THE MIDDLE EAST?
Try this:
"Saudi Arabia is so concerned about the damage that the conflict in Iraq is doing across the region that it basically summoned Vice President Cheney for talks over the weekend, according to U.S. officials and foreign diplomats. The visit was originally portrayed as U.S. outreach to its oil-rich Arab ally."
November 27, 2006
HEY IF THIS WORKS - MAYBE WE CAN ASK DADDY TO LEAVE THE U.S.
A BRILLIANT BIT O' EDITING.
THE VIEW FROM SEATTLE.
HANG A PEACE SIGN, GET A FINE.
What the hell is happening to Colorado?
ADDICTIVE AS ALL GETOUT.
WATCHING THE SEAHAWKS AND GREEN BAY PLAY IN THE SNOW IN SEATTLE TONIGHT.
And, just in case you're curious, it's still possible to buy a DVD of this game - the biggest atrocity in NFL History, as Willie Horton (or some such convict) beat the Dolphins.
I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS A "BOARDGAME" YEAR AT THE FRANK FAMILY THANKSGIVING.
ZUNE IS THE DANE COOK OF MP3 PLAYERS.
WELL IF THESE KIDS CAN'T MAKE IT - WHAT THE HELL CHANCE TO ANY OF THE REST OF US HAVE?
IN A RELATED FINDING, 15% OF PEOPLE ARE DEVELOPING A REALLY SICKENING CASE OF MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER.
SOMETHING THAT OCCURED TO ME TODAY.
The number of exclamation points in any business document is directly inverse to the amount of actual excitement contained therein.
TONIGHT'S SEATTLE WEATHER REPORT.
BECAUSE REALLY - WHAT BETTER ASPIRATIONS FOR CHILDREN THAN TO SOMEDAY (SOMEDAY! OH PLEASE GOD SOMEDAY!) OPEN THEIR VERY OWN TATOO PARLOR.
November 26, 2006
CATCHY RACISM.
HOW CLUELESS ARE MARKETING RESEARCH FIRMS ABOUT DEALING WITH THE NEW REALITIES?
Try this phrase...
"asks people to keep a diary of conversations that mention products or brands and later asks them to recount details."
What We Talk About When We Talk About Brands - New York Times
YOU'D PROBABLY WANT TO WATCH THIS BEFORE MAKING FUN OF HIS PONYTAIL.
(click underneath to watch.)
SOME EXISTENTIALISM FROM THE DUTCH.
MCDONALD'S IS PATENTING SANDWICH MAKING - AND MMMM! DOES IT SOUND APPETIZING...
"The 'bread component' is placed over the cavity and the assembly tool is inverted to tip out the contents. Finally, the filling is placed in the 'bread component'."
November 25, 2006
CU BEATS LAST YEAR'S FINAL FOUR TEAM.
November 24, 2006
WHAT A GREAT IDEA...
A creationist museum.
Found here.
PLEASE NOTE - THIS IS NOT MY DOG.
But only because I didn't think of it first.
November 23, 2006
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY.
Please remember - the liquid should be clear.
Truth be told, that's not bad advice any day of the year.
A SIMPLE SOLUTION TO A COMMON PROBLEM.
PLANNING NEXT YEAR'S THANKSGIVING.
My list of what I'm thankful for will include the fact that John Fogerty will be back performing at casinos and van shows, rather than at halftime of two football games.
HE SAID IT, I DIDN'T.
November 22, 2006
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE FOR MICHAEL RICHARDS.
Especially since this surfaced today.
THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE, DIPLOMACY-WISE.
"I think that's weird and it's nuts,...I think you need to go back to school."
Elder Bush takes on son's Arab critics - Yahoo! News
November 21, 2006
OF COURSE, IT WAS MOSTLY HIS BOYFRIENDS DOING THE SHOUTING...
The kiss lasted so long it caused guests to shout "stop, stop!" said Giorgio Armani, who attended the wedding and designed the outfits of the bride, the groom and their baby, Suri.
WHAT?
November 20, 2006
I LOVE MCSWEENEY'S.
NASCAR - GOOD WHOLESOME FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT.
Thanks, Deadspin.
By the way, make sure to note that there are people named both "Gunnar" and "Boomer" in this clip.
DAVID CROSS IS A FRIGGIN' GENIUS.
November 19, 2006
UH, WELL -- UGH.
Make sure to click to the website for some real hate.
YEP - LOOKING REAL FORWARD TO ANOTHER YEAR OF HOLIDAY TRAVEL.
THIS IS A BIT OLD...
But if you've never seen it, it's worth a look.
THE WAY FOX NEWS SHOULD ALWAYS BE WATCHED.
WHAT'S A WEATHERMAN GOTTA DO TO GET FIRED AROUND HERE?
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, OBAMA AND ROBERTS ARE IN THE LEAD.
November 18, 2006
BOY, THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG.
Hello Sports Illustrated curse, goodbye top 25.
ESPN.com - NCB - Hot-shooting Nebraska takes down No. 25 Creighton
BIG DEAL - YOU KNOW, I'VE HEARD THOSE AIRLINE EXECUTIVES ACTUALLY ATE THE SAME FOOD YOU WERE SERVED IN A PASSENGER SEAT SOMETIMES TOO.
THERE APPARENTLY IS A LIMIT AS TO WHAT TENNESSEE RESIDENTS ARE WILLING TO DEEP FRY.
DORA THE EXPLORER WORKS BLUE.
November 17, 2006
YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE ALWAYS SAID "STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" HAD BACKWARDS MESSAGES?
Well, here's the guy who'd know.
Make sure to watch all the way to the end, when it gets really good - and imagine what this must have looked like to the passers by.
AS STEPHEN COLBERT WOULD SAY...
IT'S JUST AMAZING HOW WELL THIS ONE AGES.
As opposed to the jeans.
YOU STAY CLASSY, MIKE TYSON.
YOU STAY CLASSY, G.O.P.
November 16, 2006
ALREADY THERE'S BEEN A FIGHT OVER MURTHA...AND NOW CARVILLE WANTS TO DUMP HOWARD DEAN. THE WELL-OILED DEMOCRATIC MACHINE IS BACK UP AND RUNNING.
MOST. DEPRESSING. BOARDGAME. EVER.
SEATTLE P.D. GETS ALL WEB TWO DOT OH.
S.I. PICKS THE JAYS #13.
Now...before you Creighton backers get too excited - don't forget that these are the same geniuses who picked the Dolphins in the Super Bowl.
SI.com - SI's 2006 NCAAB Preview
RIPPLEWOOD HOLDINGS BUYS READER'S DIGEST.
I'm not sure who Ripplewood Holdings is, but I'd guess they're located somewhere near Mordor.
Advertising Age - MediaWorks - Reader's Digest Assoc. Sold for $2.4 Billion
November 15, 2006
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD FOR THE WEATHER THIS TIME OF YEAR IN SEATTLE...
And the word is...
biblical.
ALEC BALDWIN IS SUCH A GOOD ACTOR, HE JUST MIGHT BE ABLE TO MAKE SNL FUNNY AGAIN.
DUDE - FROM WHAT I CAN TELL - NOT ONLY DID T.O. NOT WRITE THIS BOOK, HE HASN'T EVEN READ IT.
By the way, worst Amazon.com "Better Together Offer" ever.
"THAT'S MY STORY AND I'M STICKING TO IT."
Well, at least until the good people from FOX come with a check.
DENIED BY PETER THREE TIMES, REJECTED ONCE BY TOYS FOR TOTS.
IT'S SO WRONG - BUT OH LORD IS IT FUNNY.
The image of Jesus appears on beloved pet.
YEAH - THIS MAKES SENSE. I WAS RELUCTANT TO TRY THE FAT-LADEN GRAVY BOWL THING...BUT NOW THAT I'VE SEEN THE COLONEL'S NEW APRON - I'M IN.
AGAIN, LINE STARTS BEHIND ME.
HARD TO BELIEVE PRO SPORTS HAS AN IMAGE PROBLEM - THE SEQUEL.
Note the fingers.
On his rookie card.
Just a solid start to a career. We haven't heard the last of this guy, I predict.
You Stay Classy, Leon Washington | Pop Jocks
Found on my daily jaunt here.
I'VE MET A LOT OF AD PLANNERS WHO DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO PROVIDE FEEDBACK TO CREATIVE WORK IN A PRODUCTIVE FASHION.
FEEL FREE TO INSERT YOUR OWN "FLORIDA ELECTIONS PROCESS" JOKE HERE.
Hey...let's rig the Homecoming Queen election...someone get Diebold on the line!
Southpinellas: Teacher's lesson: Ballot fraud is bad
OKAY, I'VE GOT THREE FOR THIS ONE...
1) Another reason not to fly Southwest.
2) Talk about rushing the cockpit...
3) The odd part is - he was the Federal Marshall on the plane.
Mid-flight sexual play lands US couple afoul of anti-terrorism law
YEAH, BUT ONCE YOU GET SOME PIMP BEATS BEHIND THOSE WORDS, YOU MIGHT HAVE ANOTHER POPOZAO ON YOUR HANDS.
US Exclusive: K-Fed Communicates With Britney Through Shower Door | Us Weekly OnlineAS DALTRY WOULD SAY, "HERE'S TO THE NEW BOSS..."
November 14, 2006
FRED RIZZLE IN THE NIZZLE.
Dude needs fresh beats.
I KNOW THERE'S A METAPHOR HERE...
I'm just not sure what it is.
BECAUSE WHEN I THINK ALT-ROCK FLASH CONCERT,
I think this guy.
HIP HOP FINALLY HAS ITS RICH LITTLE.
OBVIOUSLY SOME PEOPLE HAVE MORE INTERESTING LIVES THAN ME.
WHILE MICROSOFT IS BUSY "ZUNING," APPLE MOVES ON TO FURTHER SUCCESS.
RUSSEL DAVIES MAKES A POINT.
And, an excellent one at that.
LOOK. HARLEY CULTURE. UM -COUTURE.
I GOTCHER R.O.I. RIGHT HERE, PALLY.
In a historic first, the first stock tip from Heresy...
If you own Yum Brands, I'd say it's time to sell.
MY PREDICTION? THIS GIRL'S GOING TO GROW UP AND TEACH DOLPHINS SHOWTUNES.
IT'S TIME TO HAVE A NATIONAL DEBATE AS TO WHETHER THE PEOPLE IN FLORIDA SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO VOTE ANYMORE.
MR. FREUD...I GIVE YOU...FACES OF VIDEOGAMERS.
IF THEY'RE REALLY AS SMART AS WE SAY THEY ARE, THEY'RE GOING TO FIND A WAY TO KILL US FOR THIS.
I'LL TAKE "HEADLINES I NEVER EXPECTED TO SEE IN ADAGE" FOR A HUNDRED, ALEX.
B OF A MAY HAVE OUTSOURCED THEIR WEBSITE TO DELTA AIRLINES.
ANYWAY WE COULD SET THIS CASE UP AS A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT? I CAN THINK OF ABOUT 300 MILLION PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN WRONGED.
YOU GET CATS AND COMBS AND FRILLS? HELL, IF I HAD KNOW THIS - I MIGHTA MARRIED HIM. (IN MASSACHUSETTS, OF COURSE.)
APPARENTLY, RUSS PEROT IS A GIANT SUCKING HYPOCRITE.
November 13, 2006
THE FIRST SCOREBOARD REPORT OF THE NEW SEASON. CU IS ONE AND OH.
"OMAHA, Neb. (AP) -- Anthony Tolliver and Nick Porter scored 14 points apiece to lead Creighton (No. 25 ESPN/USA Today, No. 20 AP) to a 78-42 victory over outmanned Mississippi Valley State on Monday night."
ESPN.com - NCB - Tolliver, Porter help No. 25 Creighton defeat MVSU
IT'S TIME TO IMPEACH HIM.
Here we go again.
IT ALL STARTS TONIGHT, BABY...
8pm Eastern.
Creighton returns nine lettermen and four starters from last season’s team that finished 20-10. The Bluejays will also get back star guard Nate Funk after the senior missed most of last season with a shoulder injury.
Much of the preseason discussion has centered on the health of the CU backcourt, most notably Funk and sophomore Josh Dotzler. Funk appears healed, while Dotzler continues to rehab from off-season knee surgery. Look for him to be eased into the line-up as his health progresses.
Nick Porter, Dane Watts and Anthony Tolliver also return to the starting five. Porter was MVC Newcomer of the Year in 2006, while Tolliver was tabbed captain of the MVC’s Most Improved Team. Watts owns 53 straight starts at power forward.
A highly-ballyhooed recruiting class of seven newcomers will also look to make a difference. Kansas transfer Nick Bahe will fight with true freshmen D’Angalo Jackson and Isacc Miles for time in the backcourt. Redlands CC transfer Ty Morrison will see time on the wing and post. Freshmen Aaron Brandt and Casey Harriman both play the wing but are redshirt candidates. Sophomore Chad Millard will sit out the season after transferring in from Louisville.
Creighton is ranked 19th in the preseason Associated Press poll and 23rd in the preseason USA Today/ESPN Coaches Poll. The Bluejays also were picked to win the MVC in a preseason poll of league coaches, SID’s and media.
Stay up to speed here.
DELTA'S BATTING 1.000.
"Few things are certain in air travel today, but one comes close: If you're on Delta Connection Flight 5283 from New York to Washington, you can expect to be late.
The flight had the nation's worst on-time performance in September, arriving late 100 percent of the time at Reagan National Airport, according to a recent government report."
Details here.
LOSS AT THE POLLS LEADS TO EXCITING NEW EMPTY SOUNDBITES.
THIS ADWEEK HEADLINE LEADS ME TO ASK...
RIGHT WINGERS WORK BLUE.
FOX NEWS - THE TECHNO VERSION.
THE NEW ZEALAND EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM ADJUSTS TO THE NEW REALITIES.
November 12, 2006
November 11, 2006
WHY SHOULD YOU HAVE TO WAIT TO GET YOUR FRESH KILL HOME BEFORE YOU BEGIN TO TURN IT INTO DINNER?
When with Season Shot - the marinade in a bullet - the kill begins preparing itself for your dinner table?
I mean, at that point - it's no longer an animal, but meat.
Note: almost certainly fake - but very funny.
Season Shot - Ammo with flavor.
GRUNT, AND YOU'RE OUT.
Health club shows grunter the door (November 3, 2006)November 09, 2006
DENNIS THE MENACE GOES TO FIGHT CLUB.
LINE STARTS HERE, FOLKS.
DIDN'T THE BEATLES ORIGINALLY RECORD THIS?
THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU THE SEGWAY HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT "USAGE OCCASIONS" AGAIN.
SUDDENLY - ALEC, STEPHEN, AND YES - EVEN BILLY - ARE TRULY THE "ATTRACTIVE BALDWIN BROTHERS."
OK - SO THIS VIDEO OF WOMEN DANCING AT A STATE FAIR IS PRETTY FUNNY.
But you know what's really funny? I'm sitting in an office next to someone I'm working with, and she cracks out the brilliant line...
"That's the beauty of fanny packs, they leave your arms free for dancin'."
YOU COULD SPEND THE ENTIRE DAY TROLLING YOUTUBE, MYSPACE AND FACEBOOK.
And never find ANYTHING creepier than this.
THE MOST COMPLICATED MATCH THE CAPTION EVER ON THIS SITE.
As always, match the caption to the person saying it.
A - "I'm going to make my move now."
B - "Now Daddys' going to be home more often. He's going to want to play the game we can't talk about."
C - "I've always hated her."
D - "I wonder if America's seeing my subtle message?"
E - "I'll smile now - but there's going to be a beating in just a little while."
F - "Dude - that's Santorum!"
G - "No I won't go home with you tonight - you've been drinking again."
H - "My life is over."
I - "I wonder if they're getting the back of my head on Fox News."
The Stranger | Seattle | Slog: The Stranger's Blog | Future School Bus Drivers of America
SH - WE'RE STILL COUNTING UP HERE IN WASHINGTON.
Still another house seat we're hopeful about.
November 08, 2006
"PLUS, THE TRUTH IS - I FIND HIM A LITTLE CUTE - AND WELL, WHAT GOES ON IN THE INTERVENTION ROOM NEVER STAYS IN THE INTERVENTION ROOM."
SORRY -- COULDN'T RESIST. (LYRICS BY ROY ORBISON.)
I was all right for a while, I could smile for a while
But I saw you last night, you held my hand so tight
As you stopped to say "Hello"
Aww you wished me well, you couldn't tell
That I'd been cry-i-i-i-ng over you, cry-i-i-i-ng over you
Then you said "so long". left me standing all alone
Alone and crying, crying, crying cry-i-ing
It's hard to understand but the touch of your hand
Can start me crying
I thought that I was over you but it's tru-ue, so true
I love you even more than I did before but darling what can I do-o-o-o
For you don't love me and I'll always be
Cry-i-i-i-ng over you, cry-i-i-i-ng over you
Yes, now you're gone and from this moment on
I'll be crying, crying, crying, cry-i-i-ing
Yeah crying, crying, o-o-o-o-ver you
Usually, I wouldn't take glee in the tears of children - but for a racist, homophobic Santorum -- I'll make an exception.
Thanks squared to Ryan for another good image.
DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS - ASS!
Thanks to my friend Ryan to getting to this news faster than I did.
A RESEARCH RANT.
From AdAge:
"The "road show," as Gateway refers to its roving interviewers, is the basis for a real-time focus-group campaign born out of research done by Gateway's strategy and research agency of four years, OBI Industries. Each interview is recorded digitally in black and white for a documentary-like feeling and uploaded onto a microsite, www.AskandDeliver.com, which launches today. With each interview upload, the website will not only track the percentage of people who want specific options for their computers, but the company also will measure how many "asks" they are able to deliver. "
Sorry to get off on a rant here, but...
Focus groups are qualitative, not quantitative. They answer questions of WHY and HOW not "how many" and "percentages."
To say nothing of the kind of quantitative certainty that comes from treating respondents who are willing to submit data in this way as some sort of projectable sample. Enough.
It is just this kind of imprecise BS that makes me hoppin' mad -- I'm so sick of people using data in ways that it CAN'T be used - this kind of crap makes my day-to-day work too hard.
I guess this kind of thing explains why Gateway has disappeared off the face of the earth.
Ok (whew!) - I'm done. Thanks for listening.
BIG DEAL - OUR DOG FOUND OUT MY WIFE AND I ARE MADE OF MEAT ABOUT A YEAR AGO.
OH MY GOD - THE SUGGESTION IS THAT HE FOUND OUT SHE FILED FOR DIVORCE VIA TEXT MESSAGE.
Dawg-that's so street, dawg.
JUST IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING "HOW LOW WOULD THE REPUBLICANS NEED TO FALL BEFORE THEY LOST THE SOUTH?"
This should give you an idea how long it takes things to change down there.
Charlotte Observer | 11/07/2006 | Pregame Hitler speech stirs fury
Thanks to this great sports site for the find.
THIS GUY IS TO BUSH AS THE DALLAS COWBOYS ARE TO THE REPUBLICAN LEADERSHIP THIS MORNING.
Discuss.
WORST. PHOTOSHOP. EVER. (WITH APOLOGIES TO ZE FRANK.)
Ah - if only Congressional results were this easy to change.
AND I QUOTE - THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN.
Let me remind you of the quote two years ago.
"I earned capital in the campaign, political capital, and now I intend to spend it," he told reporters. "When you win, there is a feeling that the people have spoken and embraced your point of view."
Payback's a beeyotch, laughing boy.
USNews.com: With a mandate, Bush plans to push a conservative agenda
November 07, 2006
HARD TO BELIEVE BASEBALL HAS AN IMAGE PROBLEM.
ALL I REALLY WANT TO SAY.
DANE COOK SUCKS.
Appropos of nothing - he just does.
BILL MAHER SAID IT FIRST, DEMOCRATS --
But it bears repeating.
I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ASKING YOURSELF, "WHAT COULD BE LESS 'REALITY' THAN REALITY SHOWS?"
The answer: when they take place in a virtual world.
Fallon Planning Blog: New Media: Big Brother to Launch First Reality Show in Second Life
MAKE SURE TO CROSS 'EM OFF TONIGHT.
WE'RE SO PAST "GIVING UP," WE'RE DEEP FRYING PIZZA NOW.
NOW THAT WE'VE BROUGHT DEMOCRACY TO IRAQ, WE'RE BRINGING SPRINGER TO RUSSIA.
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VIDEO GAME AD YOU'RE EVER GONNA SEE.
And the most stunning video game graphics you've ever seen, as well.
SO HOPEFULLY, AFTER TODAY - THE BITTERNESS CAN STOP.
And after all the votes are counted, the winners and losers can show the ability to heal as well as Colbert and Manilow.
FAITH HILL GETS HER KANYE ON.
This has to be the best award footage ever. Faith blames Diebold.
HOW ABOUT IF WE GET OUR VOTING MACHINES FROM GAMBIA RATHER THAN DIEBOLD?
HERE WE GO AGAIN...
November 06, 2006
SO RARELY DO ALL OUR MILITARY BRANCHES AGREE ON ANYTHING.
"NEW YORK An editorial set to appear on Monday -- election eve -- in the four leading newspapers for the military calls for the resignation of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. The papers are the Army Times, Air Force Times, Navy Times and Marine Corps Times. They are published by the Military Times Media Group, a subsidiary of Gannett Co., Inc. President Bush said this week that he wanted Rumsfeld to serve out the next two years."
IT'S TIME TO PLAY ANOTHER ROUND OF "MATCH THE WORDS TO THE PERSON SAYING THEM."
A - "I've got about as tight a grip on this steering wheel as I do my own sexuality."
B - "The prophesy has been realized. Now I begin my conquest of Earth."
C - "Mother was so right...why did I doubt her about this guy?"
D - "Dude - like it already wasn't going to be hard enough for me to get laid? Thanks again - Pop!"
JUST IN CASE YOU NEED SOME HOLIDAY ORNAMENTS.
BETTER WATCH THIS THIS MORNING...
...before they take it down. I'm sure "copyright infringment" will be the reason.
November 05, 2006
SIMPLE COMMENT ON THE SADDAM VERDICT.
MY NEW FAVORITE MASHUP.
IT'S TIME TO COLOR YOUR HAIR.
All of it.
GREAT IDEA.
And, this year, all too important.
A site for people to contribute videos of voter fraud and disenfranchisement.
ANOTHER FANTASTIC POST...
This one about how we learn.
HERE'S AN EXCELLENT POST ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOW WE COMMUNICATE WHAT WE DO, VERSUS HOW WE ACTUALLY DO IT.
November 04, 2006
IRONICALLY, WHERE MOST NUDE FEUDS BEGIN.
CAMEL THROUGH THE EYE OF A NEEDLE, BABY - CAMEL THROUGH A NEEDLE.
WITH APOLOGIES TO MS. TAMMY WYNETTE.
Sometimes its hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
You'll have bad times
And he'll have good times
Doing things that you don't understand
But if you love him you'll forgive him
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him
Oh be proud of him
'Cause after all he's just a man
Stand by your man
Give him two arms to cling to
And something warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely
Stand by your man
And tell the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man
Stand by your man
And show the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man
1162580559552-11-03-06-haggard-interview-.wmv (video/x-ms-wvx Object)
AH - HAPPIER TIMES.
From the movie Jesus Camp.
November 03, 2006
OK - IT HAS TO BE SAID...
I feel like I feel whenever I look at photos of the Village People - how could we not have known?
JUST THE FRIGGIN' SWEETEST STORY YOU'RE GOING TO READ ALL DAY.
LOOK - LET'S LEAVE THE POOR MAN ALONE.
He says he called the gay prostitute to deliver him some meth.
He says he never used the meth, and was only looking for a massage.
Yeah, sounds simple enough.
No story here, folks. Move along. Nothing more to see.
LET'S TAKE IT UP A NOTCH.
A TRIBUTE TO THE GREATEST SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN TELEVSION.
YOU DANCE WITH WHO BRUNG YA.
Insert your own "dancing with the devil" joke here.
BBC NEWS | Americas | US evangelicals warn Republicans
WOW - ANOTHER STUNNER.
Who would've thought an adminstration full of oil profiteers would suppress globabl warming data?
IGs Probe Allegations On Global Warming Data - washingtonpost.com
YOU KNOW, IF THE IRAQUIS UNDERSTOOD THIS IS THE KIND OF ADVERTISING DEMOCRACY BRINGS, THEY MIGHT RETHINK A FEW THINGS.
WOW - WHAT A STUNNING SURPRISE.
It's just so unusual to find rampant anti-gay conservative leaders who have homosexual tendencies.
KKTV | Church Leader Says Haggard Admits To Some Indiscretions
November 02, 2006
IMPROV EVERYWHERE GOES TO HOME DEPOT.
OH TO BE A DOG - AND LIVE IN TODAY'S WORLD OF BACON FLAVORED BUBBLES.
VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE.
NO COMMENT NECESSARY.
OK - THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO EVER APPEAR ON THE INTERNET. HANDS DOWN.
It's a fake blog supposedly written by Drew Bledsoe, the Cowboys former starting quarterback - and it's about Tony Romo - their new starting quarterback.
Gene. Yuss.
November 01, 2006
SOME THINGS ON THE INTERNET DEFY EXPLANATION.
ON SECOND THOUGHT, RAPPING MIGHT BE WORTH A SHOT.
OK - SOUTHERN WEATHER FORECASTERS NEED TO STOP RAPPING IMMEDITATELY.
This is the second time I've had to post this message. Please, please stop.
SACHA COHEN GOES TO ALABAMA.
Please, please deliver a Bruno movie right after Borat closes.
HERE'S SOMETHING I DON'T GET TO SAY VERY OFTEN...HERE'S A NICE CHILDHOOD OBESITY AD.
ROB CORDDRY TALKS HALLOWEEN.
A STORY YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HEAR A LOT ABOUT TODAY...WHAT WITH MIDTERMS AND ALL.
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.
Just when I think I can't get any more cynical...Madonna finds a way to find new depths.
Make the logo bigger.: New Benetton ad released.