LAST NIGHT'S AMERICAN IDOL WINNER...
...got more votes than any president in history according to the New York Times.
But that's stupid. I mean, you can vote more than once! And - who knows, with all the voting handled by a corporate sponsor with a vested interest in the outcome, if the voting was even tabulated correctly? And, c'mon - let's face it -- this is a carefully-orchestrated talent show designed to take the TV viewers attention off of...
Oh.