A LETTER TO THE PASSENGERS OF FLIGHT 528.
Well folks - I'm in Palm Springs for the weekend - so the blog posts won't be as frequent 'til next week.
But in the meantime - please forgive me as I share some notes that I took on the flight down.
7D - Please stop picking your nose. It's been over an hour now.
21F - Assume you've had a bad morning - but it's not the flight attendant's fault.
14D and 14E - Maybe some relationship counseling is in order. Pronto.
12D - Wow, assume no full-length mirrors in your house?
Finally, to the woman sitting next to me, and across the aisle from her husband - Maybe a good idea would be, if he needs to hear about everything in the newspaper - you could just HAND it to him when you're done - RATHER THAN SUMMARIZING EVERY STORY AFTER YOU FINISH IT? Good God, I'm trying to read over here.
That's all. Thanks for listening.